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1/20/2009 3:39:10 AM
black_haru
black_haru
Posts 497
i got this from another website!

ok you have to kill the person above you with wat they tell you to!
e.g

sally: a blade of grass

Bob: i poison the blade if grass and feed it to a cow and cook the cow for you while its still got the poison running through it and then i feed you the cow and you get poisened and die!

a needle

Paul: i ask you to nit me a scarf and i give you a super shark pointy needle and you cut yourself sooo many times that you die of blood loss!

a piece of paper!

etc etc

ok ill start!

a leaf

(be creative! Sugar High )
edited by black_haru on 1/20/2009
1/20/2009 8:55:01 AM
kittenspuppiesandponies
kittenspuppiesandponies
Posts 134
ok ummmmm....

i secretively (while i am munching on a pink cupcake) put a thick leaf in your shoe and you get so iritated with it that u start kicking uncontrollably
(with your huge amount of annoyence) and in the end u kick it super hard into your face.
so you matrix backwards from the shoe to try and save urself,
but you are not the ONE! (keanu reeves) so you die of neck breakage plus spinal injuries

a fluffy toy

Xx
1/20/2009 2:58:27 PM
FrostyBoi
FrostyBoi
Posts 162
i plant a bomb into a toy, give it 2 u as a l8/early bday present nd then on ur actual bday...


KA-BOOM!
mwa ha ha

a calander

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1/20/2009 11:36:37 PM
black_haru
black_haru
Posts 497
i write on your calendar that i am having a party on the 27th at the park..
and you come but it was a trick and no one came soo you cry so much that you drown in your tears!
awww

a carpet
1/21/2009 12:18:53 PM
<3aerrow
Posts 390
I Secretley Put Super Sharp Needles

Under The Carpet And Get Yuu To Walk Down It

Then Yu'r Feet Get Cut Up

And Yuu Lose So Much Blood Yuu Die

(Gees, Thys Game Iz Crazii Loolz)

A DVD???? Video???? Something Lyk That Loolz

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Je t'aime pour toujours
1/23/2009 12:38:46 AM
black_haru
black_haru
Posts 497
i film an extremly scary film and you have a heart attack
and die!! (it is very very VERY scary!)

cow poo
1/23/2009 12:56:47 AM
kittenspuppiesandponies
kittenspuppiesandponies
Posts 134
i buy lots and lots and lots of cow poo to go on your yard (manure) and i sneakily put it all over your garden (while you are sleeping)
then your plants grow soooooooooo much that they wrap around your house and then you cant get out (oh no!)
then eventually your run out of the essential supplies (food etc)
and well.... you die

a picture of hello kitty
Xx
1/23/2009 12:12:28 PM
<3aerrow
Posts 390
I Makee Hello Kitty Look

Reeeeeeeeeeeally Un-Cutee

Bii Drawing On Thee Picturee

And Yuu Get So Upset She's

Uglii Yuu Rip Up Thee Picturee And

Get A Severe Paper Cut And It Gets

Infected And Yuu Die

A Camera

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1/28/2009 4:17:57 AM
.Black..Stars..Kill.
.Black..Stars..Kill.
Posts 620
okay i fiddle with the camera so that the screen doesnt work, so you have to put the camera
to your eye, then i change the inside so that the mirror in the camera (i did computer graphics and know
how cameras work) flicks up onto your eye, (i painted the camera and gave it to you) gouging your eye out,
and you spin around in pain and fly through a window (i hope that makes sense, otherwise i went to the future
took a picture of paris hilton naked when she is 100 and gave the camera/picture to you Big Grin)

a monopoly game board

(this game is hell cool)

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Life is a Party. Dance. Bleed. Love it.
1/30/2009 5:36:19 PM
BlueMoon
Posts 3
I mess with the game board so that when u land on free parking a huge mallet comes out and knocks u on the head. While ur unconscious, all the little game pieces come out and attack u ENDLESSLY and the paper money chokes you.

Whoa. Am I that gruesome or is that just mild???

Okay... some instant hot choclate drink mix!!!
edited by BlueMoon on 1/30/2009

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Then why do so many have nothing at all?
1/31/2009 3:54:32 AM
<3aerrow
Posts 390
I Pour Sulphuric Acid

(I Dunnoo How Acidic That Is Because I Hatee Science Buh...Loolz)

And Yuu Drink It Thinking It's

Normal And Then Yuu Burn/Melt Whatevah

From The Acid.



A Physh Tank

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2/1/2009 1:02:41 AM
black_haru
black_haru
Posts 497
i replace your cute little goldfish for a piranha (which i painted orang like your goldfish) and you think it's just a little fat cus you spoil it
you put your hand into the fish tank and pat the piranha and it bights your hand of... you put your other hand in to take your bighten of arm out and you get stuck in the tank. you die of lots of things! the piranha eats you.. you starve... loss of blood! Big Grin

a potato
2/16/2009 10:20:48 AM
Inspiron.1525
Inspiron.1525
Posts 14
Uu come ovah to my house for dinner and ii make Uu baked potato except ii cook it for waaaaaaaaaay too long and it's really burnt,,
but Uu don't wanna be rude so Uu eat it but it burns Uu'r mouth and throat so badly Uu die

a bottle of CocaCola
2/17/2009 3:11:44 AM
black_haru
black_haru
Posts 497
i grab a coke bottel and drink alll the coke and fill it with lemonade and then dye it black

i give it to you and you drink it and you don't even notice. i tell you afterwards and you are soooo shocked that you have a heart attack and diee!

heehee

a pencil case
3/30/2009 4:31:48 AM
angelofdeath
Posts 147
There is scissors in the pencil case, as well as a compass, and some very, very sharp pencils. You shove your hand into the pencil case to pull out a pen but you get spiked by everything inside, and there are actually some nasty little flesh-eating creatures in the pencil case, they crawl up your arm to your heart and start digging until their little, itty, bitty sharp claws rupture your heart (whilst another one is gnawing at your neck like a vampire) and blood shoots out all over your friends and peers (you're in a classroom by the way), and you die, (from blood loss, obviously).

A tissue.

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~Maisy x.
3/30/2009 5:13:49 AM
.Black..Stars..Kill.
.Black..Stars..Kill.
Posts 620
well you see, the tissue is like that plastic bag in that weirdo korean
horror we saw at aod and dd's party. there are 23 of them :O
and they somehow manage to strangle you... but i guess this is a tissue

well i put glue in the tissue, and you go up to get a tissue cos you have a runny nose
and you are jumping around with the tissue trying to get it off when you smash through a window
and fall through the sky before landing nice and squarely on the fence.

sorry not very morbid and kinda stereotypical... eh

the jonas brother cd (cannot die by listening to it :P)

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4/3/2009 3:58:56 PM
<3aerrow
Posts 390
Hmmm,,

Uu Look At The Covah Of It??? Presuming It Has Pictures Of

Them On It Then U'll Juss Drop Dead Tuu Escape It,,

Buh That's Kinda Obvious So...

The CD Gets Stuck In The Stereo

And Uu Get So Mad It Won't Comee Out

Uu Throw The Stereo Out The Window

Buh Get An Electric Shock And Die?

A Straw

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6/2/2009 7:25:54 AM
angelofdeath
Posts 147
A straw...
Well, you're drinking some chocolate milk with your straw, and then you decide that you're going to put some ice cubes in your chocolate milk (or maybe it's iced coffee, whatever suits your tastebuds), so, you finish the beverage, and then you realise that the ice cubes had been an odd colour (because you're unobservant like that), and you then realise, that the ice cubes were made of...
...
...
...
(you're expecting me to say poison, aren't you?)
They were made of spirits, like methylated spirits, but without the metho part. So, it was close enough to 100% alcohol.
You die of alcohol poisoning.
(Your friends tried to revive you, and called the ambulance, but it was too late.)

A shoe box! :o
edited by angel~of~death on 6/2/2009

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~Maisy x.
1/7/2010 1:14:23 PM
emo love
Posts 14
shoe box.. u come over to see me cz u think im sick in bed but unda the cuvas iv got a shoe box made out of glass and i smash it ova ur head an then pick up one of the peices an jam it in ur throat so wen u hav a drink it gets swollowed an rips up ur windpipe an u die cz u cant eat or drink :p i know, im lovely Big Grin a contact lense
3/1/2010 8:10:49 PM
*darkagressivelover*
Posts 58
take like a big water bottle and shove it in ur mouth while ur on the ground then jump on the bottle that is in ur mouth till u bleed from the bak of ur head then strangle u then take pieces of glass an shove them in ur body an keep doin it for days till u wanna die so badly then kill u very i mean VERY slowly but SSSOOOOO PAINFULLY!!! i kno im good
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